There’s a story about a controversial, successful comedian who argued with TV lawyers about scenes he knew would never be broadcast.
By pushing hard for this material, his other sketches (the ones he really cared about), sailed past the censors. Clever!
The weekend’s Venus/Neptune link suggests that by choosing to sacrifice lesser concerns, we can gain more of what we really want.
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ARIES
(March 21 – April 20)
If you’re anticipating an intense weekend, you’re on the right track. But you can cope. You’ve been through situations like this in the past and managed not only to survive, but to emerge with a smile. Yes, you’re on an intense learning curve. But you’ll be stronger for the experience. As long as you stay optimistic, and are your good-humoured self, your confident approach will rub off on the people you’re dealing with so that you can work collaboratively towards achieving an outcome that works in everyone’s interests.
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TAURUS
(April 21 – May 21)
Let’s start with some sure-fire predictions. In a few minutes, you’ll get to the end of your forecast. At some point you’ll have something to eat. And later you’ll get some sleep. And, the Sun will come out tomorrow to signal the start of another day. Yay! Since these things are true, I’m hoping you’ll be equally convinced by the news that with your ruler linking first to Saturn and then to Neptune, you’ll have the courage to trust your intuition and talk about an issue you’ve been struggling to talk about. Someone is ready to hear you.
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GEMINI
(May 22 – June 22)
Some people refuse to look back. They keep their focus fixed on what lies ahead. Yet looking back can help us look forwards with greater clarity. And there’s something unhealthy about only staring in one direction. This weekend brings opportunities to revisit and reevaluate one of your recent past experiences. You can use this process to your advantage. It holds the potential for you to reach valuable understanding about an ongoing and important matter. You’ll know what to do to move things forwards.
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CANCER
(June 23 – July 23)
Are you tiptoeing around an issue? Is there something you’d rather not talk about? Don’t worry. I’m not going to mention it in your forecast. If the wrong person happens to be looking over your shoulder, they’re not going to find any clues here. And if they’re suspicious, just tell them you don’t know what I’m talking about! But just between us, there is something going on that needs to be discussed. The good news is that this weekend brings the perfect moment. Be honest. Be discreet. The response will be surprisingly positive.
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LEO
(July 24 – August 23)
When we feel out of our depth, we can always seek advice. Someone, somewhere will know more than we do. But the problem with experts is that they like to play safe. They struggle to admit to not knowing anything, so they do their best to say something that sounds good and clever. This weekend brings evidence that shows you that you know more than you think. It’s normal to feel uncomfortable when dealing with new situations. But if you rely on your social skills, you’ll find yourself in a position to give sound advice.
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VIRGO
(August 24 – September 23)
Before you jump onto a train, you need to know that it’s heading in the right direction. Before you share your ideas, you need to have thought them through. But I don’t need to remind you of such things. Well… not normally. You prefer to look before you leap. You like weighing up your options before making a decision. But that doesn’t mean you can’t be impulsive. This weekend, don’t be surprised if you find yourself overwhelmed by an urge to act quickly and decisively. Trust your intuition. You’re being inspired.
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LIBRA
(September 24 – October 23)
If you’re sitting down to watch a movie, the last thing you want is someone telling you the storyline and how it ends. There are some things that we don’t want to know in advance; too much information takes away from our experience. The fun part is watching developments unfold and working things out for ourselves. Since I don’t want to spoil your experience, I’m wary of telling you what your weekend has in store. But as long as you’re prepared to adapt to a surprising development, the outcome will be satisfying.
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SCORPIO
(October 24 – November 22)
It takes time to become ‘expert’ at anything. Yet when we’ve gained enough experience, it’s easy to act as if we’ve always had it. Interestingly too, it’s easy to pretend we’ve got much more knowledge than we have. After all, the only people who will catch us need to be more expert than us! And they might be too involved with their own interests to pay attention to our claims. Or too diplomatic. If you find yourself out of your depth this weekend, don’t try to bluff your way through. If you’re honest, you’ll gain assistance. And earn respect.
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SAGITTARIUS
(November 23 – December 21)
Commitments sometimes feel like weights holding us back. Yet they have a vital use. They prevent the hot-air balloon of life from flying too far too fast. Without them, we’re in danger of soaring too high and losing our sense of direction and control. But too many can stop us going anywhere. As a loyal Sagittarian you don’t like letting people down. If, this weekend, obligations stop you doing something you’d like to do, don’t despair. The timing isn’t quite right… yet. This opportunity will re-present itself… and you’ll be ready.
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CAPRICORN
(December 22 – January 20)
Despite the fact that surprises disrupt our plans and oblige us to think on our feet, we’re supposed to like them. And sometimes we do. Being forced to deal with unexpected developments livens things up; it breaks up life’s predictableness. Rolling along, in the same routine, gets boring. We need enough ‘out of the blue’ events to keep us interested; but not so many that we feel out of control. This weekend brings just the right level of adventure. You’ll need to be bold to accept the challenge coming your way. But it will be fun.
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AQUARIUS
(January 21 – February 19)
You’ve started to reconsider a recent decision. At the time, you were under a lot of pressure. And now that things have calmed down, you’re wondering whether you’re going to regret your choice. But just because you were hasty doesn’t mean you were wrong. You seized a moment that deserved to be seized. You acted appropriately, with as much thought as possible. The weekend brings positive news that revitalises your enthusiasm. Here comes reassuring proof that you’re heading in the right direction.
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PISCES
(February 20 – March 20)
With the problems planet Earth is facing, it’s easy to think it’s gone past it’s sell-by-date. That whatever (or whoever) created it has lost interest and moved onto another project. Yet for an eternal being, millions of years pass by in a few hours. And it’s hard to imagine anything more fascinating than overseeing what the inhabitants of our ball of rock are doing! This weekend brings reminders of how much the cosmic forces care about you. if you think about your most cherished dream, you’ll find a way to make it part of your reality.
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